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Friday, May 13, 2011

Fairies ( a joke)


My friend Jennifer sent me this joke, and I laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed.  My remaining neighbors probably think I've lost it. :)  Oh well.  If any of you have had a rough week, and are female, I'm sure you will get a kick out of it too.  Here's to the weekend, and to fairies with a sense of humor!!







40 years of marriage..
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...
The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

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